








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 632 | 31% |
| Smokes | 328 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 545 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 551 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,407 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heinz | 40% | 20 |
| #2 | Captain Jack Sparrow | 34% | 116 |
| #3 | lord mobile | 34% | 38 |
| #4 | Walter Hartwell White | 33% | 15 |
| #5 | b4ldur | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Captain Jack Sparrow | 34% | 116 |
| #3 | lord mobile | 34% | 38 |
| #4 | Walter Hartwell White | 33% | 15 |
| #5 | b4ldur | 31% | 13 |
| #6 | Gus Fring | 29% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gus Fring | 8 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | lord mobile | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | b4ldur | 4 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | Heinz | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Captain Jack Sparrow | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain Jack Sparrow | 190 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | lord mobile | 86 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gus Fring | 78 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | b4ldur | 36 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Walter Hartwell White | 28 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gus Fring | +5.77 | 44 | 57 |
| #2 | b4ldur | +4.26 | 26 | 60 |
| #3 | Walter Hartwell White | +2.04 | 24 | 33 |
| #4 | lord mobile | -2.33 | 12 | 40 |
| #5 | Captain Jack Sparrow | -2.44 | 13 | 52 |





