








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




202 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4829 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3976 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2850 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2581 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,359 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1023 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jens | 49% | 93 |
| #2 | kneegrow | 47% | 53 |
| #3 | Gus Fring | 44% | 208 |
| #4 | Walter Hartwell White | 41% | 27 |
| #5 | Skylanders_aaron | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Walter Hartwell White | 41% | 27 |
| #5 | Skylanders_aaron | 41% | 27 |
| #6 | Heinz | 40% | 87 |
| #7 | lord mobile | 36% | 193 |
| #8 | FRICKLEPICKLE | 35% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lord mobile | 79 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | Gus Fring | 73 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | FRICKLEPICKLE | 28 | 0.0292 |
| #4 | Jens | 20 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | kneegrow | 11 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lord mobile | 591 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Gus Fring | 391 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | FRICKLEPICKLE | 198 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | kneegrow | 122 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Walter Hartwell White | 66 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gus Fring | +2.95 | 35 | 41 |
| #2 | b4ldur | +1.96 | 25 | 65 |
| #3 | Skylanders_aaron | -0.26 | 37 | 24 |
| #4 | Jens | -0.98 | 35 | 22 |
| #5 | Walter Hartwell White | -1.03 | 20 | 37 |





