








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1258 | 24% |
| Smokes | 550 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 2648 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 812 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,979 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walter Hartwell White | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | FRICKLEPICKLE | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Skylanders_aaron | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Gus Fring | 46% | 193 |
| #5 | lord mobile | 45% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | lord mobile | 45% | 136 |
| #6 | b4ldur | 40% | 87 |
| #7 | Hank schrader bandit.camp | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | Jens | 39% | 59 |
| #9 | kneegrow | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lord mobile | 55 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | Gus Fring | 54 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | b4ldur | 48 | 0.0278 |
| #4 | FRICKLEPICKLE | 18 | 0.0311 |
| #5 | Skylanders_aaron | 7 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lord mobile | 496 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Gus Fring | 329 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | b4ldur | 266 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | FRICKLEPICKLE | 101 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Walter Hartwell White | 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gus Fring | +4.51 | 34 | 44 |
| #2 | b4ldur | +2.18 | 25 | 65 |
| #3 | Skylanders_aaron | +1.49 | 37 | 23 |
| #4 | Walter Hartwell White | +1.44 | 22 | 41 |
| #5 | FRICKLEPICKLE | +0.24 | 24 | 67 |





