








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 445 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5161 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4494 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2566 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3898 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,686,788 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1061 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Zohan | 67% | 127 |
| #2 | DnT | 62% | 102 |
| #3 | Vital | 60% | 63 |
| #4 | BeltFedBird | 60% | 118 |
| #5 | You A QT ♡ | 60% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Zohan | 342 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | BeltFedBird | 341 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | DnT | 313 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | You A QT ♡ | 306 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | weirdhoney | 270 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DnT | +1.82 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | You A QT ♡ | +1.25 | 87 | 70 |
| #3 | BeltFedBird | +1.15 | 62 | 55 |
| #4 | BOT Zohan | +0.63 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | Vital | +0.52 | 77 | 60 |





