








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 906 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 560 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10268 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9705 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4880 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7451 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,546 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jumble | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | BeltFedBird | 61% | 296 |
| #3 | DnT | 61% | 288 |
| #4 | BOT Zohan | 61% | 107 |
| #5 | weirdhoney | 61% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Hugh Janus | 54% | 179 |
| #13 | A.W.D | 53% | 36 |
| #14 | brinbran | 52% | 171 |
| #15 | pio pio | 50% | 34 |
| #16 | /thraz | 49% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeltFedBird | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | DnT | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Swag_Lured | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | pio pio | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Hugh Janus | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DnT | 993 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | BeltFedBird | 764 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | weirdhoney | 673 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #4 | Hugh Janus | 586 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #5 | brinbran | 423 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jumble | +1.68 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | You A QT ♡ | +1.25 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | A.W.D | +1.07 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | DnT | +0.89 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | Hugh Janus | +0.75 | 80 | 66 |





