








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 492 matches | ||
| Wingman | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




151 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6134 | 21% |
| Smokes | 9390 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6327 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7300 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,643 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 519 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c♛sttle | 55% | 71 |
| #2 | Pemblues | 48% | 81 |
| #3 | Juman^! | 46% | 48 |
| #4 | Majin Boo :) | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | ->TriLeRo<- | 45% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Majin Boo :) | 46% | 57 |
| #5 | ->TriLeRo<- | 45% | 124 |
| #6 | MostazaJD | 43% | 54 |
| #7 | CapitanPataNegra | 41% | 51 |
| #8 | nΛrΛnjitΛ | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majin Boo :) | 10 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Juman^! | 10 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | c♛sttle | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | CapitanPataNegra | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | ->TriLeRo<- | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ->TriLeRo<- | 398 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | c♛sttle | 265 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | CapitanPataNegra | 172 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Juman^! | 152 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | MostazaJD | 131 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juman^! | +2.82 | 32 | 92 |
| #2 | c♛sttle | +2.61 | 33 | 57 |
| #3 | Pemblues | +0.90 | 57 | 68 |
| #4 | Majin Boo :) | +0.43 | 53 | 42 |
| #5 | Alex | -0.26 | 38 | 61 |





