








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4124 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3249 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5288 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4375 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $545,485 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pemblues | 54% | 123 |
| #2 | Jhonny | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | MostazaJD | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | Juman^! | 51% | 65 |
| #5 | Majin Boo :) | 48% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ravalero | 45% | 40 |
| #8 | CapitanPataNegra | 45% | 40 |
| #9 | ->TriLeRo<- | 44% | 64 |
| #10 | RaYmaN | 42% | 24 |
| #11 | Alex | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juman^! | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | MostazaJD | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Pemblues | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ->TriLeRo<- | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | CapitanPataNegra | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MostazaJD | 110 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Juman^! | 97 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | ->TriLeRo<- | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pemblues | 53 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | vaisent | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juman^! | +2.59 | 36 | 90 |
| #2 | Pemblues | +2.20 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | Jhonny | +1.08 | 57 | 62 |
| #4 | RaYmaN | +0.91 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | Ravalero | -0.07 | 23 | 77 |





