








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1832 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1035 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 225 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9978 | 21% |
| Smokes | 9797 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 14549 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 12923 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,993,933 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 909 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jhonny | 56% | 61 |
| #2 | nΛrΛnjitΛ | 54% | 123 |
| #3 | TooR | 54% | 89 |
| #4 | Adriortizz | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | Juman^! | 52% | 317 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Majin Boo :) | 49% | 197 |
| #11 | Alex | 48% | 81 |
| #12 | CapitanPataNegra | 47% | 141 |
| #13 | ->TriLeRo<- | 44% | 70 |
| #14 | KaBooM | 42% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juman^! | 45 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | MostazaJD | 21 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | vaisent | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | CapitanPataNegra | 15 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Majin Boo :) | 11 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juman^! | 1190 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #2 | vaisent | 536 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | MostazaJD | 498 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | CapitanPataNegra | 404 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | KaBooM | 337 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Martin Dorado IG | +2.16 | 59 | 64 |
| #2 | Juman^! | +1.62 | 32 | 91 |
| #3 | KaBooM | +0.96 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Adriortizz | +0.82 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | Pemblues | +0.13 | 61 | 69 |





