








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 803 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 371 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5807 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3590 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2681 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3710 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,902,601 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _chaechae_1 | 75% | 32 |
| #2 | PLSWIN | 69% | 51 |
| #3 | JET0 | 67% | 70 |
| #4 | sH | 63% | 43 |
| #5 | HimSS- | 62% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪AwP1zy | 43 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | JET0 | 23 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | Anklet | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | -Hinz | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Svet | 10 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 紅燒乳豬 | 1023 | 0.27 | 29 min |
| #2 | Anklet | 960 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #3 | sR | 660 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #4 | ✪AwP1zy | 659 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #5 | -Hinz | 589 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLSWIN | +4.46 | 90 | 53 |
| #2 | JET0 | +4.06 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | _chaechae_1 | +2.98 | 92 | 60 |
| #4 | ✪AwP1zy | +2.02 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | 櫻皇駕崩 | +1.44 | 77 | 61 |





