








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 423 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11908 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10111 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6982 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8012 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,125,343 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1765 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helm0 | 66% | 64 |
| #2 | Rivermender | 64% | 74 |
| #3 | ruki | 60% | 164 |
| #4 | pubbl | 58% | 64 |
| #5 | uɐuqǝɹq | 58% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | NIWIH | 53% | 47 |
| #8 | Sus Shiber* | 53% | 51 |
| #9 | g1n | 53% | 93 |
| #10 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 52% | 156 |
| #11 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 51% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 17 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | g1n | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Rivermender | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | NIWIH | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 708 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 683 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | g1n | 341 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | pubbl | 238 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fawx ♥ | 201 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fawx ♥ | +4.02 | 91 | 54 |
| #2 | uɐuqǝɹq | +2.70 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | ruki | +2.07 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | helm0 | +1.67 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | pubbl | +1.60 | 63 | 70 |





