








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1071 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7564 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5783 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7401 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3594 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,403,957 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 978 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruki | 62% | 140 |
| #2 | ruki | 55% | 187 |
| #3 | g1n | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | stoney | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruki | 62% | 140 |
| #2 | ruki | 55% | 187 |
| #3 | g1n | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | stoney | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruki | 41 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | ruki | 34 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | stoney | 25 | 0.0234 |
| #4 | g1n | 6 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 692 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | Ruki | 566 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | g1n | 165 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | stoney | 124 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruki | +5.58 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | ruki | +4.99 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | g1n | +2.43 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | SmuttyDog | -1.71 | 30 | 55 |
| #5 | stoney | -5.13 | 39 | 29 |





