








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Wingman | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7596 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6040 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6079 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5077 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,404,680 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3712 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valorant radiant #39 | 71% | 48 |
| #2 | ruki | 60% | 158 |
| #3 | g1n | 59% | 92 |
| #4 | Chicken | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valorant radiant #39 | 71% | 48 |
| #2 | ruki | 60% | 158 |
| #3 | g1n | 59% | 92 |
| #4 | Chicken | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | g1n | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Chicken | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 698 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | g1n | 400 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | Chicken | 138 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | valorant radiant #39 | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valorant radiant #39 | +3.08 | 82 | 35 |
| #2 | ruki | +2.35 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Chicken | +1.78 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | fOUST | +1.14 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | g1n | +0.27 | 63 | 73 |





