








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1311 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1069 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 889 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,505 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropanz | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | nokian saapas | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Röpö Roope | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | N1ksutin | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | ● ᴥ ● | 48% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Luka | 48% | 92 |
| #8 | Bibaldo | 47% | 36 |
| #9 | Verklagen | 46% | 35 |
| #10 | deata | 45% | 55 |
| #11 | TerroNisti | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deata | 12 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | SYÖ LEIPÄÄ | 11 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Luka | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Verklagen | 7 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | ropanz | 6 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ● ᴥ ● | 372 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | deata | 150 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Luka | 147 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | ropanz | 96 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | SYÖ LEIPÄÄ | 76 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nokian saapas | +4.64 | 100 | 47 |
| #2 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | +2.04 | 74 | 40 |
| #3 | deata | +0.40 | 72 | 51 |
| #4 | Bibaldo | +0.01 | 50 | 35 |
| #5 | N1ksutin | -0.08 | 59 | 49 |





