








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1444 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1481 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 733 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 773 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,287 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | DrFartManiac | 39% | 41 |
| #6 | bigcock | 38% | 13 |
| #7 | Fasaani | 38% | 50 |
| #8 | croway | 30% | 23 |
| #9 | SERVUN PELÄTYIN RV | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerroNisti | 216 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | DrFartManiac | 185 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fasaani | 120 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | croway | 98 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | +3.91 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | Fasaani | +2.02 | 62 | 67 |
| #3 | Bibaldo | +1.36 | 61 | 43 |
| #4 | DrFartManiac | -0.07 | 68 | 70 |
| #5 | TerroNisti | -0.40 | 42 | 48 |





