








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2313 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1730 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3758 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2718 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,723 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1466 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verklagen | 83% | 35 |
| #2 | h3lppo | 66% | 44 |
| #3 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓞𝓖𝓘 <3 | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | Röpö Roope | 61% | 75 |
| #5 | N1ksutin | 59% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SETTINGS | 25 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 17 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | h3lppo | 14 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | Ghost | 13 | 0.0322 |
| #5 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓞𝓖𝓘 <3 | 12 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ● ᴥ ● | 522 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | SETTINGS | 309 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 196 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Röpö Roope | 191 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | deata | 145 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verklagen | +7.08 | 85 | 42 |
| #2 | Ghost | +6.14 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | h3lppo | +4.25 | 73 | 40 |
| #4 | deata | +3.10 | 76 | 48 |
| #5 | 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓞𝓖𝓘 <3 | +2.82 | 75 | 45 |





