








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1384 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2641 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2062 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1781 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $824,230 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SamSam55 | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | arttu | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | Antti | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Edzku | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | 100W Discoball | 51% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | himas? jussi | 45% | 78 |
| #9 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | 43% | 102 |
| #10 | 𝖏𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘! | 40% | 30 |
| #11 | Kola Kalle | 34% | 53 |
| #12 | AkuHirviniemi666 | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | himas? jussi | 254 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | 100W Discoball | 215 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | 193 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kola Kalle | 159 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Edzku | 121 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arttu | +3.77 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | SamSam55 | +3.17 | 63 | 70 |
| #3 | 100W Discoball | +2.15 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | +0.95 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | Edzku | +0.62 | 52 | 61 |





