








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3775 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2361 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2593 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1732 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,165,351 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Notoooorious JONNE | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | 𝖏𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘! | 49% | 176 |
| #3 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | 42% | 129 |
| #4 | AkuHirviniemi666 | 38% | 86 |
| #5 | copkillah | 34% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | AkuHirviniemi666 | 38% | 86 |
| #5 | copkillah | 34% | 53 |
| #6 | himas? jussi | 33% | 55 |
| #7 | mirkovitz | 32% | 19 |
| #8 | 100W Discoball | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | 26 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | 𝖏𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘! | 21 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Notoooorious JONNE | 12 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | AkuHirviniemi666 | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | copkillah | 9 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖏𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘! | 358 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | 286 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | himas? jussi | 235 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | AkuHirviniemi666 | 178 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Notoooorious JONNE | 107 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖕1𝖑𝖑𝖎 | +2.44 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | himas? jussi | +0.32 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | mirkovitz | -0.30 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | 100W Discoball | -0.30 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | copkillah | -0.37 | 60 | 58 |





