








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 904 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1260 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1896 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1513 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $356,692 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrashBash#666 | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | dosso | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | ciNNEx | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | ֎ƑąⱠӑ֎ | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | whothefucisherny | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerhudson | 482 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Sulin | 291 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | TrashBash#666 | 141 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | nuhgnaK | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ֎ƑąⱠӑ֎ | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulin | +3.85 | 90 | 75 |
| #2 | powerhudson | +2.08 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | nuhgnaK | +1.76 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | ֎ƑąⱠӑ֎ | +1.21 | 88 | 44 |
| #5 | whothefucisherny | +0.99 | 46 | 63 |





