








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2635 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2286 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1032 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1282 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,769 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramiN | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Sulin | 51% | 113 |
| #3 | powerhudson | 51% | 41 |
| #4 | Tron | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | nuhgnaK | 49% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | powerhudson | 51% | 41 |
| #4 | Tron | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | nuhgnaK | 49% | 88 |
| #6 | dosso | 48% | 44 |
| #7 | ciNNEx | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ciNNEx | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Sulin | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | nuhgnaK | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | dosso | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | powerhudson | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulin | 540 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | Tron | 233 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | powerhudson | 149 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | dosso | 129 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | nuhgnaK | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulin | +2.01 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | Tron | +0.96 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | nuhgnaK | +0.88 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | TrashBash#666 | -0.05 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | powerhudson | -0.92 | 78 | 59 |





