








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2574 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2003 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2039 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1957 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,216,979 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tron | 60% | 65 |
| #2 | ramiN | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | powerhudson | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | Sulin | 51% | 220 |
| #5 | dosso | 49% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | powerhudson | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | Sulin | 51% | 220 |
| #5 | dosso | 49% | 99 |
| #6 | TrashBash#666 | 49% | 88 |
| #7 | ☆ GTare22 ガエターノ | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrashBash#666 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Sulin | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | ☆ GTare22 ガエターノ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | dosso | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | powerhudson | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulin | 919 | 0.19 | 29 min |
| #2 | TrashBash#666 | 335 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | dosso | 334 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Tron | 257 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | powerhudson | 248 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulin | +1.84 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Tron | +0.87 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | nuhgnaK | +0.78 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | ☆ GTare22 ガエターノ | -0.19 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | powerhudson | -0.99 | 80 | 60 |





