








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 314 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6943 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6106 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5579 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4832 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,481,550 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Wurstkreatur | 50% | 40 |
| #9 | ☢︎BONOBOrUSHB® | 50% | 217 |
| #10 | PaJz_IXE | 47% | 133 |
| #11 | Ramses | 46% | 206 |
| #12 | ⭕⃤ Andy Ritter ♿ | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sliN | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | ☢︎BONOBOrUSHB® | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | hauptimaupti | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | InceptxDark | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Ramses | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sliN | +3.68 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | Ramses | +1.06 | 77 | 45 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ Andy Ritter ♿ | +0.56 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Nate Dogg | +0.16 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | InceptxDark | -0.39 | 71 | 54 |





