








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 538 | 35% |
| Smokes | 302 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 185 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 508 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,122 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 983 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ryno9766 | 37% | 75 |
| #7 | Burger Beers | 37% | 35 |
| #8 | looygi | 36% | 36 |
| #9 | Osaka 7 | 35% | 23 |
| #10 | getajob | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryno9766 | 120 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | sabre | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Burger Beers | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Osaka 4 | 52 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | disgust | 48 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sabre | +6.98 | 60 | 53 |
| #2 | disgust | +3.91 | 62 | 59 |
| #3 | ryno9766 | +3.73 | 36 | 38 |
| #4 | canada | +3.53 | 34 | 31 |
| #5 | getajob | +2.86 | 64 | 37 |





