








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 744 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 193 matches | ||
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




167 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4457 | 43% |
| Smokes | 3068 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1890 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 939 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,116,294 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3083 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Osaka 4 | 47% | 158 |
| #11 | ryno9766 | 44% | 100 |
| #12 | looygi | 44% | 112 |
| #13 | disgust | 42% | 62 |
| #14 | Trigger | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sabre | 202 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Riverposeidon | 50 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | Max | 50 | 0.0293 |
| #4 | ryno9766 | 48 | 0.0242 |
| #5 | Osaka 4 | 46 | 0.0153 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sabre | +4.83 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | Max | +2.37 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | disgust | +2.25 | 50 | 45 |
| #4 | Brallon | +1.55 | 47 | 36 |
| #5 | canada | +1.34 | 29 | 40 |





