








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 742 | 30% |
| Smokes | 851 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 250 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 647 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,017,516 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2639 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trigger | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Osaka 2 | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | sabre | 56% | 101 |
| #4 | canada | 50% | 111 |
| #5 | looygi | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sabre | 289 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Osaka 4 | 165 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | ryno9766 | 159 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | canada | 143 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | disgust | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sabre | +6.42 | 58 | 53 |
| #2 | disgust | +4.37 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | SneezyFishy~ | +2.87 | 67 | 43 |
| #4 | canada | +2.32 | 34 | 32 |
| #5 | ryno9766 | +2.08 | 37 | 43 |





