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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 587 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 154 | 5% |
| Smokes | 139 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 1941 | 59% |
| Molotovs | 1067 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $601,032 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KillaWaff | 40 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | DirtyBird8 | 28 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Mnqz | 23 | 0.0183 |
| #4 | plimby! | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Moogitar | 10 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naiad | +5.23 | 71 | 44 |
| #2 | Mnqz | +3.81 | 51 | 27 |
| #3 | plimby! | +3.29 | 67 | 21 |
| #4 | Moogitar | +1.43 | 27 | 56 |
| #5 | DirtyBird8 | +0.71 | 38 | 60 |





