








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2858 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3627 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2832 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2321 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,078,540 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OdinTheBotZa | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | The Real CaspA | 48% | 122 |
| #3 | The_Feeder | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Infamousエンゼル | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | LockiT | 45% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Infamousエンゼル | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | LockiT | 45% | 78 |
| #6 | Roc | 45% | 92 |
| #7 | Kaelin | 44% | 48 |
| #8 | RaZeR | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Real CaspA | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Roc | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | LockiT | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | RaZeR | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Infamousエンゼル | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | 148 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | The Real CaspA | 141 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | RaZeR | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | The_Feeder | 69 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Infamousエンゼル | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | +4.54 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | Infamousエンゼル | +0.66 | 44 | 54 |
| #3 | M.G.B | -0.50 | 43 | 56 |
| #4 | Kaelin | -0.76 | 62 | 37 |
| #5 | OdinTheBotZa | -0.89 | 21 | 50 |





