








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 620 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1699 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 660 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $956,118 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OdinTheBotZa | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | Infamousエンゼル | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | LockiT | 48% | 200 |
| #4 | RaZeR | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RaZeR | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | 48% | 23 |
| #6 | The_Feeder | 46% | 125 |
| #7 | The Real CaspA | 46% | 54 |
| #8 | M.G.B | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | The_Feeder | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | RaZeR | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | The Real CaspA | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | 362 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | The_Feeder | 250 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | M.G.B | 92 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | RaZeR | 72 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Real CaspA | 67 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | +2.97 | 68 | 57 |
| #2 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | -0.15 | 31 | 47 |
| #3 | The_Feeder | -0.37 | 44 | 52 |
| #4 | OdinTheBotZa | -0.99 | 24 | 46 |
| #5 | Kaelin | -1.11 | 66 | 28 |





