








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 995 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3202 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2756 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2624 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3411 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,077 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OdinTheBotZa | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | The Real CaspA | 49% | 98 |
| #4 | The_Feeder | 48% | 231 |
| #5 | Kaelin | 48% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kaelin | 48% | 200 |
| #6 | RaZeR | 47% | 79 |
| #7 | M.G.B | 45% | 78 |
| #8 | Roc | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | Infamousエンゼル | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The_Feeder | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Kaelin | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | RaZeR | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | The Real CaspA | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The_Feeder | 492 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Kaelin | 194 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | M.G.B | 170 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | The Real CaspA | 119 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | RaZeR | 115 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | +2.94 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | The_Feeder | +0.03 | 42 | 55 |
| #3 | [MNR]VuilUil10 | -0.04 | 29 | 41 |
| #4 | Kaelin | -1.10 | 65 | 28 |
| #5 | OdinTheBotZa | -1.14 | 21 | 50 |





