








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1869 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2230 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2569 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2760 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,793 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infamousエンゼル | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | OdinTheBotZa | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | The Real CaspA | 48% | 97 |
| #4 | Kaelin | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | Roc | 47% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kaelin | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | Roc | 47% | 96 |
| #6 | LockiT | 47% | 79 |
| #7 | The_Feeder | 41% | 27 |
| #8 | M.G.B | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Real CaspA | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Roc | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | M.G.B | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Kaelin | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | OdinTheBotZa | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | 154 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | M.G.B | 145 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | The Real CaspA | 143 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | OdinTheBotZa | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | The_Feeder | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LockiT | +4.81 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | RaZeR | +0.05 | 37 | 51 |
| #3 | The_Feeder | -0.12 | 42 | 48 |
| #4 | Kaelin | -0.36 | 69 | 23 |
| #5 | Infamousエンゼル | -0.91 | 36 | 61 |





