








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3122 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3829 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4063 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4307 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,308,431 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaiN | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | cranKyy | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | rezuni | 43% | 58 |
| #4 | jawa 糧 | 42% | 134 |
| #5 | R͢͢͢๏tչloeffel | 41% | 374 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | R͢͢͢๏tչloeffel | 41% | 374 |
| #6 | ChubaChupz | 40% | 174 |
| #7 | .lucas S<3 | 38% | 37 |
| #8 | Hello | 36% | 45 |
| #9 | mariNus | 36% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R͢͢͢๏tչloeffel | 26 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Hello | 11 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | ChubaChupz | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | jawa 糧 | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | mariNus | 8 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R͢͢͢๏tչloeffel | 1518 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #2 | jawa 糧 | 684 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #3 | mariNus | 331 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | cranKyy | 301 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #5 | ChubaChupz | 279 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaiN | +5.53 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | .lucas S<3 | +4.86 | 92 | 68 |
| #3 | jawa 糧 | +4.17 | 89 | 78 |
| #4 | Hello | +2.70 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | cranKyy | +1.78 | 86 | 74 |





