








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3614 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3324 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4118 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3142 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,122,927 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schwifty | 20 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Riivall775 | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | LaZerr | 10 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | DAZE | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Hasbulla | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schwifty | 642 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | DAZE | 603 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #3 | Hasbulla | 571 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #4 | Riivall775 | 463 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | PyroKnight1 | 254 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | +5.38 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | LaZerr | +2.64 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Schwifty | +1.45 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | SBIV | +0.80 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | Riivall775 | +0.77 | 71 | 64 |





