








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2154 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2490 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1090 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1003 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,331 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Riivall775 | 48% | 96 |
| #7 | Hasbulla | 45% | 38 |
| #8 | GunP01nT510 | 35% | 20 |
| #9 | PyroKnight1 | 33% | 42 |
| #10 | VonillaGorilla | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Riivall775 | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Schwifty | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | CastingSlays | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Hasbulla | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riivall775 | 266 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | 260 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Hasbulla | 188 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Schwifty | 91 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | PyroKnight1 | 90 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | +5.12 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | VonillaGorilla | +4.10 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | Schwifty | +1.95 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | CastingSlays | +1.00 | 74 | 45 |
| #5 | Riivall775 | +0.68 | 73 | 69 |





