








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2057 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2949 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2030 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2152 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,693 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Schwifty | 50% | 22 |
| #8 | CastingSlays | 48% | 54 |
| #9 | GunP01nT510 | 47% | 53 |
| #10 | Caramelkream | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | DAZE | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riivall775 | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Hasbulla | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | CastingSlays | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | LLHero | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasbulla | 805 | 0.27 | 20 min |
| #2 | Riivall775 | 471 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | 316 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | DAZE | 191 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | GunP01nT510 | 185 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | +5.21 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | Schwifty | +1.04 | 70 | 71 |
| #3 | Hasbulla | +0.67 | 68 | 71 |
| #4 | PyroKnight1 | +0.45 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | Riivall775 | -0.01 | 71 | 68 |





