








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4642 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4234 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1688 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3050 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,985 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Riivall775 | 54% | 213 |
| #7 | GunP01nT510 | 50% | 52 |
| #8 | CastingSlays | 50% | 56 |
| #9 | DAZE | 45% | 38 |
| #10 | Caramelkream | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riivall775 | 16 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | PyroKnight1 | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | CastingSlays | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | LLHero | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riivall775 | 611 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | 329 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | PyroKnight1 | 311 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | DAZE | 175 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | GunP01nT510 | 169 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | +4.61 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | Hasbulla | +0.73 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | PyroKnight1 | +0.33 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | Riivall775 | +0.18 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | CastingSlays | -0.47 | 73 | 43 |





