








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3491 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2937 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3388 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2708 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,440 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schwifty | 38 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Jedi | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | SBIV | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Sicker | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ღKawaiineeღ❤ | +6.00 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | LaZerr | +3.59 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Schwifty | +2.02 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | Worm | +1.16 | 76 | 21 |
| #5 | Riivall775 | +0.36 | 73 | 60 |





