








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1026 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2218 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1012 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 577 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,964 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3052 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PINOxr | 49% | 41 |
| #2 | . | 41% | 94 |
| #3 | 76561198833244241 | 41% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PINOxr | 49% | 41 |
| #2 | . | 41% | 94 |
| #3 | 76561198833244241 | 41% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198833244241 | 35 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | . | 26 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | PINOxr | 8 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198833244241 | 422 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | . | 297 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | PINOxr | 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | +5.99 | 71 | 50 |
| #2 | 76561198833244241 | +1.27 | 52 | 48 |
| #3 | PINOxr | -2.27 | 71 | 45 |
| #4 | Jrrky𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 67? | -2.29 | 50 | 35 |





