








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2303 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1842 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1259 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1951 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $709,330 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axelsson | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Bonk777 | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | L1lli | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | Jon1s | 58% | 45 |
| #5 | Lion|s (ノ≧∀≦)ノ | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Sam | 48% | 23 |
| #9 | Birk0211 | 47% | 15 |
| #10 | lilje#sigma | 46% | 28 |
| #11 | 76561198833244241 | 46% | 48 |
| #12 | Dahlen :D | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dahlen :D | 12 | 0.0400 |
| #2 | 76561198833244241 | 10 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | lilje#sigma | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Axelsson | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | . | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon1s | 230 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | L1lli | 142 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | Axelsson | 127 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sam | 70 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bonk777 | 69 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonk777 | +4.79 | 81 | 44 |
| #2 | Jon1s | +3.35 | 77 | 87 |
| #3 | Axelsson | +3.33 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | lilje#sigma | +1.68 | 74 | 53 |
| #5 | Birk0211 | +0.72 | 85 | 46 |





