








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 500 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2115 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2373 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1961 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2112 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,778 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | latzo | 44% | 255 |
| #2 | suw4t | 39% | 117 |
| #3 | Bob Ross | 38% | 94 |
| #4 | Marlboron | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | latzo | 44% | 255 |
| #2 | suw4t | 39% | 117 |
| #3 | Bob Ross | 38% | 94 |
| #4 | Marlboron | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob Ross | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | latzo | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Marlboron | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | suw4t | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | latzo | 997 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | suw4t | 421 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Bob Ross | 160 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Marlboron | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suw4t | +2.05 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | latzo | +1.76 | 80 | 75 |
| #3 | Bob Ross | -2.38 | 49 | 55 |
| #4 | Treta Ghunberg | -3.29 | 29 | 63 |
| #5 | Marlboron | -3.92 | 27 | 57 |





