








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 919 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4073 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3325 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2414 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2393 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,103 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suw4t | 44% | 183 |
| #2 | Treta Ghunberg | 44% | 255 |
| #3 | Marlboron | 38% | 52 |
| #4 | Bob Ross | 38% | 104 |
| #5 | Purple_Haze | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suw4t | 44% | 183 |
| #2 | Treta Ghunberg | 44% | 255 |
| #3 | Marlboron | 38% | 52 |
| #4 | Bob Ross | 38% | 104 |
| #5 | Purple_Haze | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treta Ghunberg | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Bob Ross | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Marlboron | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | suw4t | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suw4t | 638 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Treta Ghunberg | 491 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Bob Ross | 176 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Purple_Haze | 65 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Marlboron | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suw4t | +1.71 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | latzo | +1.26 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | Purple_Haze | -1.06 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | Bob Ross | -2.31 | 48 | 55 |
| #5 | Treta Ghunberg | -3.33 | 29 | 63 |





