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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 186 | 14% |
| Smokes | 243 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 399 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 484 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,781 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suw4t | 47% | 15 |
| #2 | latzo | 38% | 52 |
| #3 | Treta Ghunberg | 37% | 46 |
| #4 | Bob Ross | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suw4t | 47% | 15 |
| #2 | latzo | 38% | 52 |
| #3 | Treta Ghunberg | 37% | 46 |
| #4 | Bob Ross | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treta Ghunberg | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | latzo | 213 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Treta Ghunberg | 100 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | suw4t | 49 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bob Ross | 20 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suw4t | +2.78 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | latzo | +1.69 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | Bob Ross | -0.04 | 40 | 50 |
| #4 | Treta Ghunberg | -2.46 | 32 | 66 |
| #5 | Marlboron | -4.12 | 31 | 56 |





