








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 853 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Faceit | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5902 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6320 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6938 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6454 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,650,093 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | latzo | 44% | 183 |
| #11 | ixdeeexD | 43% | 90 |
| #12 | xEnoR' | 41% | 34 |
| #13 | Treta Ghunberg | 39% | 117 |
| #14 | Bob Ross | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4rrotman | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Tyt0_o | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | wOOlfi | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Treta Ghunberg | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | EindeutigDaniel.D5 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frEddl_ | 1899 | 0.34 | 52 min |
| #2 | Tyt0_o | 668 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | latzo | 610 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | p4rrotman | 565 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #5 | Purple_Haze | 491 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ixdeeexD | +1.06 | 88 | 47 |
| #2 | Chris | +0.73 | 67 | 53 |
| #3 | EindeutigDaniel.D5 | +0.72 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | suw4t | +0.68 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | p4rrotman | +0.51 | 79 | 62 |





