








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1056 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 586 matches | ||
| Faceit | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3387 | 15% |
| Smokes | 8869 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3543 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7423 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,473,145 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame | 59% | 136 |
| #2 | Eggsy | 55% | 173 |
| #3 | 9ePassager | 53% | 88 |
| #4 | bzezouz69 | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | DeDeXteR | 50% | 327 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | DeDeXteR | 50% | 327 |
| #6 | Tinoa | 50% | 580 |
| #7 | Sherlock R. | 49% | 370 |
| #8 | conc1ucteur | 45% | 126 |
| #9 | K4TAN4 | 45% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tinoa | 49 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Sherlock R. | 47 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | DeDeXteR | 33 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | K4TAN4 | 18 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | conc1ucteur | 15 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tinoa | 2069 | 0.17 | 47 min |
| #2 | Sherlock R. | 869 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | conc1ucteur | 565 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Eggsy | 493 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | 9ePassager | 489 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame | +5.62 | 91 | 53 |
| #2 | Eggsy | +4.14 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | Tinoa | +1.93 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Sherlock R. | +1.07 | 76 | 48 |
| #5 | K4TAN4 | +0.44 | 52 | 52 |





