








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2130 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1043 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1494 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 712 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,614 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherlock R. | 47% | 36 |
| #2 | | 45% | 126 |
| #3 | Tinoa | 41% | 75 |
| #4 | DeDeXteR | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherlock R. | 47% | 36 |
| #2 | | 45% | 126 |
| #3 | Tinoa | 41% | 75 |
| #4 | DeDeXteR | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tinoa | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Sherlock R. | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | DeDeXteR | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tinoa | 317 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sherlock R. | 103 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | | 77 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | DeDeXteR | 20 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tinoa | +1.81 | 69 | 58 |
| #2 | Sherlock R. | +0.68 | 82 | 45 |
| #3 | conc1ucteur | +0.24 | 67 | 47 |
| #4 | DeDeXteR | +0.10 | 63 | 40 |
| #5 | | -0.71 | 62 | 26 |





