








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 214 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7328 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7817 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8559 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6716 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,052,052 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonniKana | 37 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Daddy Korpatsov | 25 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | kukkuu | 19 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Arppa | 16 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Jape90 | 14 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonniKana | 1649 | 0.21 | 47 min |
| #2 | HenQu | 628 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #3 | Daddy Korpatsov | 565 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | juno | 494 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #5 | Arppa | 463 | 0.13 | 11 min |





