








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6846 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7191 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7337 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6979 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,199,704 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diipadaapa | 32 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | TonniKana | 28 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Jape90 | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Arppa | 13 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | kukkuu | 12 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonniKana | 1331 | 0.21 | 38 min |
| #2 | diipadaapa | 711 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | HenQu | 334 | 0.34 | 10 min |
| #4 | Peqi | 306 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Jape90 | 304 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HenQu | +3.29 | 63 | 86 |
| #2 | Gpupdate /force | +3.28 | 70 | 65 |
| #3 | Arppa | +3.25 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | kukkuu | +3.10 | 54 | 43 |
| #5 | diipadaapa | +2.41 | 83 | 70 |





