








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1493 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1588 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2241 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2204 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,500,437 of utility $306 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy Korpatsov | 896 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | TonniKana | 575 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | diipadaapa | 338 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Karvarinkeli | 139 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ttapsa | 135 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arppa | +3.97 | 64 | 72 |
| #2 | kukkuu | +3.85 | 58 | 47 |
| #3 | diipadaapa | +2.54 | 87 | 71 |
| #4 | juno | +1.90 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | Peqi | +1.49 | 62 | 54 |





