








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8953 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8894 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7334 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7838 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,377,320 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 979 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leshrack | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | ozzu12 | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | tonno ☭ | 54% | 81 |
| #4 | diipadaapa | 53% | 135 |
| #5 | Petro | 53% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | CrispyB | 44% | 70 |
| #14 | David Lynchin uusi kokoperheen e | 43% | 61 |
| #15 | Jänö :3 | 42% | 113 |
| #16 | Daddy Korpatsov | 40% | 72 |
| #17 | Beanie | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HenQu | 23 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Ykä | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Elere | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Apa | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Jänö :3 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HenQu | 1683 | 0.29 | 53 min |
| #2 | Ykä | 1300 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #3 | Apa | 766 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | Elere | 330 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | tonno ☭ | 257 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ozzu12 | +3.56 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | Leshrack | +2.30 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | HenQu | +1.99 | 60 | 85 |
| #4 | CrispyB | +1.65 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | diipadaapa | +1.57 | 75 | 78 |





