








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4506 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3975 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4747 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4888 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $770,411 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kukkuu | 58% | 86 |
| #2 | Alvarez | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | diipadaapa | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | TonniKana | 48% | 161 |
| #5 | Killerkana | 47% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diipadaapa | 26 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | TonniKana | 18 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Killerkana | 15 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | kukkuu | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Daddy Korpatsov | 9 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonniKana | 668 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | diipadaapa | 554 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | Daddy Korpatsov | 265 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Killerkana | 223 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | kukkuu | 113 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arppa | +3.40 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | kukkuu | +2.46 | 59 | 47 |
| #3 | diipadaapa | +1.94 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | VeeKoo | +1.38 | 89 | 46 |
| #5 | TonniKana | -0.34 | 54 | 78 |





