








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 178 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8269 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7716 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6667 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6205 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,885 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 最硬的人 | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | 梵 | 63% | 43 |
| #3 | é”仙女王之神 | 56% | 115 |
| #4 | Gabriel— | 55% | 60 |
| #5 | FeRnaNd0.Chen | 55% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FeRnaNd0.Chen | 55% | 91 |
| #6 | oranger | 54% | 48 |
| #7 | Zk. | 54% | 78 |
| #8 | lizzyc | 54% | 121 |
| #9 | Lucas | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabriel— | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | é”仙女王之神 | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | 梵 | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | lizzyc | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Lucas | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | é”仙女王之神 | 617 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #2 | lizzyc | 272 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | oranger | 268 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #4 | Gabriel— | 227 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | FeRnaNd0.Chen | 224 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeRnaNd0.Chen | +3.25 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | oranger | +1.96 | 85 | 71 |
| #3 | kita.🦉 | +1.70 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | 最硬的人 | +0.19 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | 梵 | +0.12 | 58 | 61 |





