








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5620 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3413 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3004 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3673 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,600 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oats | 58% | 456 |
| #2 | Chilla | 56% | 104 |
| #3 | kortness | 55% | 179 |
| #4 | pcookie2222 | 53% | 106 |
| #5 | sticky fingers | 52% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kortness | 55% | 179 |
| #4 | pcookie2222 | 53% | 106 |
| #5 | sticky fingers | 52% | 124 |
| #6 | Fictionul | 52% | 174 |
| #7 | Penske | 50% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oats | 15 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | pcookie2222 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Fictionul | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Chilla | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Penske | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilla | 554 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | Penske | 480 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | oats | 380 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #4 | Fictionul | 320 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | pcookie2222 | 285 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilla | +4.31 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Fictionul | +3.93 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | Penske | +2.36 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | sticky fingers | +2.35 | 76 | 51 |
| #5 | oats | +0.73 | 63 | 37 |





